On my way to campus this morning, I was riding along with the flow of traffic, doing the speed limit. Well, normally when you are able to ride the speed limit, vehicles will be a little more likely to treat you like another vehicle, like the law is written. Not this morning.....
I am riding along somewhere between 25 and 30 mph, and a car had to accelerate to pass me (on a 4 lane road) then immediately cuts me off to make a right hand turn. Well, somehow, it was seen by the driver as my fault, so he decides to flip me the bird. Son, I am bigger than you, I am in better shape than you and I am in serious need of some ass to kick. When you sit there flipping me the bird, and I stop and you run.....
Man the hell up. stop driving and being mad that your penis is little. Trying to take it out on other people won't make it grow. And guess what, we can tell you're penis is little and your mad. Get over yourself.
Yes to all, and when he is in his 40s, unable to walk up a flight of stairs due to inactivity, you can reciprocate and give hime the bird as you pass him running up said stairs!
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