Ode to Ugly Runner Face

Ode to Ugly Runner Face:
I see you running with a face like someone at mile 24,
I know this is not true as I just saw you at the door.

Your pace is slower than a snail
On top of that you are extremely pale

You rock short shorts like you have a bod,
yet you eat more than a football team.

I respect the fact that you are trying to better yourself,
I really do, but can you run at night so no one has to see you?

Your face looks very much like death,
Yet working out should be something fun.

Please keep up the run, I hope that it can eventually,
maybe one day, possibly become fun.

Please do not get upset,
I just need a way to vent.

Like you with running,
this is how I show my Ugly Runner Face.